About Us

Welcome to Goldie and the Ween—where the treats are plentiful, the vibes are feral, and your pet is royalty whether they deserve it or not.

Founded by Olaf (a golden retriever with the energy of a sunbeam and the emotional depth of a soggy tennis ball) and Loki (a tiny, chaotic dachshund CEO with the attitude of a disgraced royal and the fashion sense of an heiress in exile), this pet store is less of a retail experience and more of a glitter-coated love letter to the four-legged weirdos who rule our homes.

We don’t do basic. We do bougie. We do bedazzled name tags. We do grooming brushes that double as scalp massagers. We do toys that scream like banshees and artisanal dog biscuits that probably cost more than your lunch. And yes, we have cat things too—Loki insisted (he has a complicated relationship with felines).

At Goldie and the Ween, our shelves are stocked with curated chaos and pure affection. Need a leash that matches your dog’s aura? We got you. Want a chew toy shaped like a tiny croissant? Obviously. Looking for a pet bed so plush it could swallow your regrets? Come lie down and see for yourself.

Olaf welcomes you with a tail wag and a biscuit. Loki… is watching. Judging. Approving.

Come for the gear, stay for the unhinged joy of being part of a pet store that loves your animal almost as much as you do (but definitely more than your ex ever loved anything).