Emotional Support Cat Pillow – Now in Full Snuggle Mode

😻 Cuddle Me, You Coward – Plush Cat Pillow

Need emotional support but don't want to talk about it? Same. Meet your new soft, judgment-free cuddle buddy: the Plush Cat Pillow — equal parts squishy, snuggly, and unapologetically lazy.

Available in gray cat or black cat (yes, both silently judge you with love), this plush feline is here to nap with you, binge shows, and silently witness your snack choices. With three sizes to match your mood (or level of dramatic lounging), there's a perfect kitty for every kind of chaos.

🐾 Product Details:

✨ Color Options: Gray Cat or Black Cat (both fabulous, neither pays rent)
📏 Sizes:
– 50cm (a polite cuddle) – 0.3kg
– 70cm (couch takeover mode) – 0.55kg
– 90cm (full-body snuggle beast) – 1.25kg
🧸 Material: Ultra-soft plush you’ll never want to stop touching
🐱 Classification: Cat. Obviously.
🛋️ Category: Pillow, but like... elevated.

📦 What You Get:
– 1 gloriously lazy throw pillow cat
– 0 sass limit
– Endless comfort

Whether you’re gifting it, hugging it, or making it the third wheel in your relationship, this plush cat is here for all your cozy chaos.

💤 Caution: May cause spontaneous naps and sudden emotional attachment.